Don't know what to get me for my birthday?

Here is a short list to help:

* Taser Gun
* Bike lights
* A new Bike
* Anything Gold
* Oversized Headphones
* CTA pass
* Jameson
* Ink pad
* Typewriter tape
* Pepper Spray
* Music via Mixed tapes, cds or thumb drives
* Oversized Sunglasses
* Amplifier
* 120mm & 35mm Film
* Champagne flutes
* Wine Glasses
* Dream Catcher
* Wine Key with a wooden handle
* Wool socks
* printer ink for Epson NX125
* Bubblicious (I like sour apple and pink lemonade)
* Bubble machine
* 60 second 2 part epoxy
* A puppy, (I like German Shepperd, dalmatians and Black Labs)
* Anything Vintage (DUH)
* Art (yours)
* A magic carpet
* Speakers for my record player
* Records
* Subscription to New American Paintings
* Anything with wolves on it
* Feathers & leather & Fur
* Polaroid film,
* Pink Victorian Sofa
* Sofia Coppola Champagne (mini Cans)
* Yellow Canary (female)
* Dianna F+
* Postage Stamps (can never have enough)
* Zots and tacks
* Old Maps
* 8mm films
* Digital Camera -or-
* A battery for a Nikon coolpix S6
* Someone to fix our fire place
* Wall Shelves
* 32" plasma T.V.
* Patio furniture


If you can't make it to my party. you can mail any of the above to me,
my address is on the invite, didn't get an invite? Then you probably shouldn't have my address. Okay, cool see you soon!